2014年5月18日 星期日

Tongue Twister 繞口令

想試試自己的英文是否字正腔圓嗎?挑戰一下A-Z的趣味繞口令 (Tongue Twister) 吧!
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A
tutor who tooted the flute,
tried to tutor two tooters to toot,
Said the two to the tutor,
'Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?'   
A fly and flea flew into a flue,
said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do?'
'let us fly' said the flea
said the fly 'shall we flee'
so they flew through a flaw in the flue.
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B
Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.
If cows could fly I'd have a cow pie in my eye.
Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said the butter's bitter.
"If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter."
So, she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter                 
and she put it in her batter and her batter was not bitter.                            
So 'twas good that Betty Botter bought some better butter.  
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C
Come, come,
Stay calm, stay calm,
No need for alarm,
It only hums,
It doesn't harm.
Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?
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D
Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas.
Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie
pickling cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch
or framing his famed French finch photos?
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E
Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.
Eddie eats eight eggs easily every evening.
Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not.
So it is better to be Shott than Nott.
Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot.
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.  
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,              
the shot was Shott, not Nott.                    
However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott - but Nott.
So, Ed Nott was shot and that's hot! Is it not?
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F
Fresh fried fish,
Fish fresh fried,
Fried fish fresh,
Fish fried fresh.
Fred Threlfall's thirty-five fine threads are finer threads                    
than Fred Threlfall's thirty-five thick threads.
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G
George and Grace grew glossy grapes and grimy garlic gladly.
Gertie's great-grandma grew aghast at Gertie's grammar.
Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.
Give Mr. Snipa's wife's knife a swipe.
Give me the gift of a grip top sock:
a drip-drape, ship-shape, tip-top sock.
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H
Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock.
Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck
If a woodchuck would chuck wood.
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I
If you understand, say "understand".
If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if you understand and say "don't understand".
How do I understand that you understand? Understand!?
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,                    
but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,
I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
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J
Jenny and Jimmy went to Jamaica and Germany in January,
but Joan and John went to Jordan and Japan in June and July.
Jumping Jacky jeered a jesting juggler.
Did Jumping Jacky jeer a jesting juggler?
If Jumping Jacky jeered a jesting juggler,
Then where is the jesting juggler that Jumping Jacky jeered?
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K
Knife and a fork bottle and a cork
that is the way you spell New York.
Chicken in the car and the car can go,
that is the way you spell Chicago.
Kanta is a masai girl,
she can tie a tie and untie a tie,                     
if kanta can tie a tie and untie a tie,               
why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie?
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L
Luke's duck likes lakes.                       
Luke Luck licks lakes.                           
Luke's duck licks lakes.                          
Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.                 
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.
Love's a feeling you feel when you feel
you're going to feel the feeling you've never felt before.
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M
Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me.
My mother's making me marry Mary Mac.
Will I always be so merry when Mary's taking care of me?
Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?
Mr. See owned a saw and Mr Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See.
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N
Nat the bat swat at Matt the gnat.
Never trouble about trouble until trouble troubles you!
Nick knits Nixon's knickers.
Nine nimble noblemen nibbled nuts
Noisy knobbly kneed gnome
Had nine nice nieces who knocked nine times,
On a nutty knotty knocker.
The nine nice nieces were known to be naughty,
For eighty one knocks
On a nutty knotty knocker
Is a noisy niecy nutty knotty knocker knock
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O
One-one was a race horse.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race.
Two-two won one too.
Once upon a barren moor
There dwelt a bear, also a boar.
The bear could not bear the boar.
The boar thought the bear a bore.
At last the bear could bear no more
Of that boar that bored him on the moor,
And so one morn he bored the boar--
That boar will bore the bear no more.
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P      
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers;
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Pick a partner and practice passing,
for if you pass proficiently,
perhaps you'll play professionally.
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Q
Queenie is quite quiet, but quick-witted.
The quack quit asking quick questions.
The queen coined quick clipped quips.
Quick kiss.
Quicker kiss.
Quickest kiss.
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R
Ray Rag ran across a rough road.
Across a rough road Ray Rag ran.
Where is the rough road Ray Rag ran across?
Raleigh, are you already ready?
Are you really ready, Raleigh?
Raleigh's really ready, Riley.
Riley, Raleigh's already ready!
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S       
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
Swan swam over the sea;
Swim, swan, swim!
Swan swam back again;
Well swum, swan!

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T
There was a fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.
Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop.
All day long he fits and tucks,
all day long he tucks and fits,
and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits,
and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits.
Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop.
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U
The U.S. twin-screw cruiser.
An undertaker undertook to under take an undertaking.
The undertaking that the undertaker undertook 
was the hardest undertaking                     
the undertaker ever undertook to undertake.
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V
Vincent the very vivacious vacuuming vampire
visited Victor Von Viking the vegetarian veterinarian     
vacationing in Valentine Valley.
Vincent vowed vengeance very vehemently.
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W
Whether the weather is warm,
Whether the weather is hot,
We have to put up with the weather
Whether we like it or not.
While we were walking,
we were watching window washers
wash Washington's windows
with warm washing water.
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X
X-Mas wrecks perplex and vex.
X-ray checks clear chests.
Ex-disk jockey.
The ex-egg examiner.
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Y
Yally Bally had a jolly golliwog.  Feeling folly,
Yally Bally Bought his jolly golli' a dollie made of holly!    
The golli', feeling jolly, named the holly dollie, Polly.
So Yally Bally's jolly golli's holly dollie Polly's also jolly!
You've no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light's light's a slight light,
And tonight's a night that's light.
When a night's light, like tonight's light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight.
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Z
This is a zither.
Is this a zither?
Zizzi's zippy zipper zips.
Zithers slither slowly south.
Zac the xenophobic zebra
Lived in a Xebec
And zealously zapped out zangy zippy xeroxed tunes
on his Zippy xylophone and zingy zither.